You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their… — Dov Davidoff Car Copy Share Image
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time. — Dov Davidoff Blood Copy Share Image
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland… — Dov Davidoff Animal Copy Share Image
Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet. — Dov Davidoff Bigs Copy Share Image
I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor. — Dov Davidoff Donors Copy Share Image
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them. — Dov Davidoff Age Copy Share Image
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right? — Dov Davidoff Knows Copy Share Image
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to. — Dov Davidoff Class Copy Share Image
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen. — Dov Davidoff Beats Copy Share Image
A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break. — Dov Davidoff Break Copy Share Image
The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial. — Dov Davidoff Denial Copy Share Image
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up. — Dov Davidoff Figments Copy Share Image
Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be. — Dov Davidoff Gym Copy Share Image
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem? — Dov Davidoff Attractive Copy Share Image
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing. — Dov Davidoff Dancing Copy Share Image
The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face. — Dov Davidoff Actors Copy Share Image
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect. — Dov Davidoff Ifs Copy Share Image
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes. — Dov Davidoff Anger Copy Share Image
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me. — Dov Davidoff Do you love me Copy Share Image
Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their… — Dov Davidoff Attention Copy Share Image
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with… — Dov Davidoff Comedy Copy Share Image
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks… — Dov Davidoff Assuming Copy Share Image
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight. — Dov Davidoff Courses Copy Share Image
