Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
There is no better boat than a horoscope to help a man cross over the sea of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
O natal star, thou producest twins of widely different character. [Lat., Geminos, horoscope, varo Producis genio.] — Aulus Persius Flaccus Copy Share Image
I believe in horoscopes. I was born under the sign of the Ram, which means I'm headstrong, don't like people telling me… — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you… — S. J. Perelman Copy Share Image
Obviously, I dont live and die by it, everything my horoscope says. But I feel like theres definitely something to it. — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
The total number of people who understand relativistic time, even after eighty years since the advent of special relativity, is still much… — Yuval Ne'eman Copy Share Image
It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
For most of us, when our 'dreams' - I use the word with reservations - came true, and marriage and motherhood became… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
“Come to that, don't pay out good money for horoscopes. If things are going to go badly for you, is that what… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
Yes, horoscopes still persist in popular newspapers, but they are there only for the severely scientifically challenged, or for entertainment; the idea… — Robert J. Shiller Copy Share Image
It’s the way he had a cup of tea waiting for me when I woke up. It’s the way he turned on… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
You love somebody, and then you don't love them anymore. But if you really love somebody, you always love them, don't you?… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Clutching our crystals and religiously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in steep decline, unable to distinguish between what's true and what… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
On one occasion I got this really bizarre horoscope thing from someone. It was a full-on zodiac reading, charting and intersecting all… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I've read horoscopes before and what they say. But I would actually love to not be what somebody writes down - I… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What if the preacher or father’s saying ‘Someone here’s lost and hopeless’ was tantamount to those Sun-Times horoscopes that are specially designed… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time - [...] when awesome technological powers are in the… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“Attempts to locate oneself within history are as natural, and as absurd, as attempts to locate oneself within astronomy. On the day… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Even if it were possible to cast my horoscope in this one life, and to make an accurate prediction about my future,… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
You are always born under the wrong sign, and to live in this world properly you have to rewrite your own horoscope… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
It is a sin to follow your horoscope because only God knows the future and He won't tell us. Also, we can… — Christopher Durang Copy Share Image
I remember once, I read in a horoscope, because I'm an Aries, I read this terrible thing, which really affected me, which… — Andy Serkis Copy Share Image
The only chains God wants us to wear are the chains of righteousness--not the chains of hopeless subjectivism, not the shackles of… — Kevin DeYoung Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in this world: 1)Those who don't believe in horoscopes 2)Morons — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How long before we devise a means of telling horoscopes with gas lamps?” — K.J. Bishop Copy Share Image
I'm very L.A. in that sense, where I'm very into star science and horoscopes and all that jazz. — Alana Haim Copy Share Image
No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours. — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
Faithful horoscope-watching, practiced daily, provides just the sort of small but warm and infinitely reassuring fillip that gets matters off to a… — Shana Alexander Copy Share Image
Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
For Christmas every year, my mother used to give me those cheap little diaries that would tell your horoscope and provide a… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Astrologys a moving system that depends on where youre looking at it from on Earth. My horoscope here in London would be… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“I thank everyone I don't love. They don't cause me heartache they don't make me write long letters they don't disturb my… — Dunya Mikhail Copy Share Image
Men, forever tempted to lift the veil of the future-with the aid of computers or horoscopes or the intestines of sacrificial animals-have… — Hannah Arendt Copy Share Image
The fact that the stars predict high or low rank for the father of the person whose horoscope is taken, teaches that… — Sallust Copy Share Image
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![“I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time - [...] when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or…” quote by Carl Sagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/bcb/carl-sagan-160_ability_i-have-a-foreboding-of-an-america-in-my_1789747.jpg)
![“I remember once, I read in a horoscope, because I'm an Aries, I read this terrible thing, which really affected me, which said, "You will never be original. You will always be an interpreter." (Laughs) I thought, "Oh my God." You know, I had to live with that on my back for [all my life].” quote by Andy Serkis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/745/andy-serkis-1548_affected_i-remember-once-i-read-in-a-horoscope-be_196174.jpg)
