Ass Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

— Doug Benson

I slowly climbed back to my feet, walked back into the emergency department through the silently swishing glass doors, and, covered in my girlfriend's…

— Maggie Stiefvater

The worst kind of lying I've ever done is keeping things from people.

— Elijah Wood

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.

— Jack Nicholson

Your lies?? fuck that... Your bullshit?? Wont take that. Your stories??? Ive heard that. Your excuses? Save that. your my ex, just face that..

— Kevin Mccarty

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

— Jack Nicholson

I've often lied to myself to protect the innocent.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Told a lot of stories as a child. Not 'Once upon a time' stories but, basically, outright lies. I loved lying and getting away…

— Jacqueline Woodson

I lied for years and years. And the thing about lies and secrets is that they eat you alive from the inside. I would…

— Tyler Hamilton

Lying about anything is the cruelest thing in the world you could ever do. Be who you are. Don't try to be someone you're…

— Summer Glau

Telling lies to protect someone you love only destroys them in the end.

— Terry Mark

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

— Louis C. K