Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Money
What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find. — James Carville Copy Share Image
Two things are as big as the man who possesses them - neither bigger nor smaller. One is a minute, the other a dollar. — Channing Pollock Copy Share Image
I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud. — Cher Copy Share
I'm not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
“Did you know two out of six dollar bills have been shoved down a stripper’s G-string at one point in time?” — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically heavier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
