Credit card Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Credit card Funny Funny facebook status Humor Life lesson Men and women Money Sense of humor Sex Women
It has been proven that any woman can be satisfied with 3.5 inches - and it doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So size does matter from what I heard only 3.5 inches to make a girl happy... Your probably like WTF are you talking about?… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Wow! Nobody needs this much. You know the average woman is only five inches deep. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The quality of a man isn't measured by the size of his bank account, but rather by the size of the smile of the… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Dont keep a woman guessing too long, shes sure to find the answer somewhere else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man wants a woman who knows how to appreciate things either big or small, expensive or cheap. — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards. — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
Credit cards are like snakes: Handle 'em long enough, and one will bite you. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It seems we’ve left skin in each other’s lungs. I should have looked under your bed skirt for my wallet, but how could credit cards compare to the sneeze after we’ve parted? Gone and still you make me reach for a tissue—still my palms turn circles in the red breakwater of your heartbeat. I want to tell you, I have… — Michael Meyerhofer Copy Share
What Wall Street and credit card companies are doing is really not much different from what gangsters and loan sharks do who make predatory… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
My illness is one often characterized by dramatic overspending - in my case through frenzied shopping sprees, credit card abuse, excessive hoarding of unnecessary… — Andy Behrman Copy Share Image
The young man shivered. He rolled the stock themes of fantasy over in his mind: cars and stockbrokers and commuters, housewives and police, agony columns and commercials for soap, income tax and cheap restaurants, magazines and credit cards and streetlights and computers... 'It is escapism, true,' he said, aloud. 'But is not the highest impulse in mankind the urge toward… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share
Most people don't grow up. It's too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That's the truth of it. They honor their… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm utterly unsuited for bureaucracy. I don't know my passwords to anything. I… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
Physical money, whether it's checks or cash or credit card, are digitizing in front of us. — Dan Schulman Copy Share Image
“Those captivated by the cult of celebrity do not examine voting records or compare verbal claims with written and published facts and reports. The reality of their world is whatever the latest cable news show, political leader, advertiser, or loan officer says is reality. The illiterate, the semiliterate, and those who live as though they are illiterate are effectively cut… — Chris Hedges Copy Share
“Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry someone will steal my identity, my wallet, and my car and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
Increasingly, editing means going to lunch. It means editing with a credit card, not with a pencil. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
