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Girls be begging for 12 inch dicks and they pussy only 6 inches deep...you tryna die tonight?

— Jerett Parker

I like to think that I offer more woman per square inch.

— Hannah Waddingham

If I wasn't five-foot, I wouldn't be who I am! My size is a huge part of me.

— Sabrina Carpenter

I am a five-foot six-inch, dark, ordinary-looking man. People didn't imagine that I would make it.

— Nawazuddin Siddiqui

The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused.

— Anonymous

Five-foot-8 is a perfectly normal height for a woman - it's slightly but not at all unusually tall and certainly shouldn't be causing you…

— Mallory Ortberg

You ought to pity me 'cause there's always one man to love/ But in the bedroom the size of him's more than enough.

— Lady Gaga

What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card.

— Anonymous

Can I ask you something personal?” Six inches but I tell everyone eight.

— John Barnes

I've never given a damn. A seven-foot man who dresses as a woman as a job is not interested in what other people think.

— Kristian Nairn

In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen.

— Andie MacDowell

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up,…

— Roseanne Barr