Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Sometimes I like to glew my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-rex.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Humor Sense of humor
I hate it when websites ask, Are you human? Well, no, I'm obviously a T-Rex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Human behavior is so intriguing. I find myself giving thumbs up signs all the time. I know I look like an absolute dork, but… — Anne Heche Copy Share Image
I think like the species I am studying, whatever it is. If I am watching a lizard, I become the lizard. Gazing ath the… — Desmond Morris Copy Share Image
I am for fetishisation! All of us have our favourite things, and they speak to us. — Tino Sehgal Copy Share Image
I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
In the ambiguity and shifting playing field of adult life, I often wish I could just fill in a dot and have someone say… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like to laugh at myself and sometimes I put my foot in my mouth, but I don't mean any harm. — Sonja Morgan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
