Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I like making people laugh. It comes off and shines in everything I do. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
