Quote by Author Name Download Open image “Sometimes I go under my bed, and pretend I'm a carrot.” — Author Name ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Sometimes I curl up in a ball on my kitchen floor and pretend Im a crumb. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm alone. I pretend that I'm a queen. It's almost believable. — Skylar Grey Copy Share Image
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
I suppose I do have a kind of quiet energy and I'm enchanted by people. I look at them and think: 'Oh, he's bought… — Jean Marsh Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to glew my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-rex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
