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“We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Let’s talk about sex.” “No.” Rolling my eyes, I walked away. “Sex is good!” “Shut up, Tink.” “Sex is fun!” he continued to shout.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Putting it in and convulsing on top of me for five seconds doesn't constitute sex. It's a glorified seizure.”

— Ellie Messe

“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I am in math, that’s roughly…

— Jarod Kintz

“And a six-week cap on the relationship was perfect. He could enjoy the getting-to-know-you sex and the know-you-well-enough-to-push-the-right-buttons sex, but be gone before the…

— Shannon Stacey

“Get naked.” “I’m really sleepy.” “Me too. I promise it will be really quick.” “What’s really quick?” “Three minutes eating pussy. Three minutes fucking—…

— Lolah Lace

“Even your darkest hour is only sixty minutes long.”

— Laura Hetzel

“I can make love for hours, give or take 117 minutes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that after a…

— Beatrice Stark Girl Detective

“Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Sex is just sex. It's everything wrapped around it that's the problem.”

— Kelly Braffet

“Maybe am too much on men, but sincerely, today’s man has literally grown indolent in love. He fast falls asleep even before night conversations…

— F Otieno