Broken Quote by Ellie Messe

“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Why are all you hets all so intercourse-centric? There's a lot more to sex than sticking it in and wiggling it around.”

— Anne Tenino

“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided orgasm starring…

— Sylvia Day

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“Six minutes isn’t sex,” I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. “Six minutes is a boiled egg.”

— Anonymous

“It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that after a…

— Beatrice Stark Girl Detective

“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from just listening…

— Christine Zolendz

“Never miss a minute to Sexercise your mind!”

— Xia Devore

“Let’s talk about sex.” “No.” Rolling my eyes, I walked away. “Sex is good!” “Shut up, Tink.” “Sex is fun!” he continued to shout.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Once again, to the ladies out there—here’s a fact for you: Men pretty much have sex on the brain twenty-four-seven. The exact figure is…

— Emma Chase

“You have sex on the brain twenty-four seven Viv. I think you might need therapy." "Perhaps I do. Don't get me wrong I'm no…

— L.H. Cosway