Broken Quote by Ellie Messe

“I'm about as useful as a fingerless eunuch during Fuck Fest February! someone give me a gun!”

— Robert Kirkman

“You might not have a dick, but you have balls.”

— Emmy Curtis

“As I recall, Drew made me take him to see a voodoo priestess he found in the yellow pages that week because he said…

— Tara Sivec

“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“Reaching for the basket of sex accoutrements, she took a thin, red tube, squeezed some clear gel onto her fingertips and returned to fondle…

— Simon Palmer

“They told me I was not to draw.”

— Mike Diana

“It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.”

— Katie McGarry

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”

— B. Justin Shier

“What do you mean he drew a dick on the wall...you mean like a man dick...Christ, I swear, the kids are not mine”

— Shey Stahl

“Damn, Ruby,” Lexi adds, “I didn’t know you were so skillful with giant balls.”

— Renee Ericson

“The first male to pee on me, however, would pay with his balls.”

— Kylie Scott

“I’m probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you…

— Brent Crawford