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“Only a keen sense of public duty restrains me from plugging you where you sit, you ineffable swine.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

““Only a keen sense of public duty restrains me from plugging you where you sit, you ineffable swine.””

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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