Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Broker Lost Funny Investing Jokes Killed Killing Stock Lost money Money Money Killed
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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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