Funny Quote by Anonymous

Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

Honestly, Ive never seen anyonefall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

— Nicky Santoro

In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently…

— George Ayittey

I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home.

— Anonymous

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

— Robert Fulghum

As long as I can recall I've always wanted to make cartoons.

— Alex Hirsch

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

— Paul Neilan

How to defend yourself against a banana

— John Cleese

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a…

— Lauren Child

Always take a banana to a party.

— Steven Moffat