Funny Quote by Anonymous

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

— Dave Chappelle

As long as you can laugh, you are not old.

— Sofia Vassilieva

As you get old, you live and learn.

— Frank Thomas

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

— Steve Coogan

You're as old as you behave.

— Harvey Mackay

If you're going to get old, you might as well get as old as you can get.

— Wallace Stegner

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

— Joan Rivers

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

— Francis Bacon

There's no such thing as old age. I'm no different now than I was 50 years ago. I'm just having more fun.

— Philip Johnson

You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.

— Anonymous

You will be old-fashioned one day. It's more shocking than getting old.

— Enid Bagnold