Doctor Quote by Andre Maurois

There's an old joke that you know you're in heaven if the cooks are Italian and the engineering is German. If it's the other…

— David Byrne

And the look on her face as she opened the door Was like an old joke told by a friend. It'd taken ten more…

— Harry Chapin

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

— Robin Williams

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

— Larry the Cable Guy

Because, as we are told—a sad old joke, too— Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to.

— Bill Vaughan

You know that old joke about the guy who lives to be 104? The punch line goes something like 'If I knew I was…

— Oprah Winfrey

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if…

— Anne Lamott

I don't like medicine. There's an old Irish proverb that goes, "If I knew where I was going to die, I wouldn't go there."…

— Robert Kiyosaki

There is a big old joke around the 'Loose Women' team that I never shave my legs.

— Stacey Solomon

The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land.

— Mitch Leigh

You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.

— Anonymous

There is an old joke that went around- it goes, in the beginning God made man in His own image, and since the fall,…

— Alistair Begg