Hundred Quote by Anonymous

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

— Anonymous

“Within a few years these "jokes" as we comedians call them, will have been entirely purged from my work in favour, exclusively, of grinding…

— Stewart Lee

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

— Dave Chappelle

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

— Barry Humphries

It is so comic to hear oneself called old, even at ninety I suppose!

— Alice James

It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the…

— Steven Wright

When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific…

— John Cleese

My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.

— Adora Svitak

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

— Joey McIntyre

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

— Ricky Gervais

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

— Doug Larson

There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be if, for…

— A. P. Herbert