Humor Quote by Ani DiFranco

“Never interfere with an enemy while he’s in the process of destroying himself.’ Napoleon Bonaparte”

— Ashwin Sanghi

“Never interrupt your enemy when she’s making a mistake.’ ‘Napoleon?”

— Sarah Hilary

“Napoleon said, ‘When your enemy is doing something stupid, don’t interfere.”

— Kyle Mills

“The earl could have made Napoleon comfortable in a room sporting a guillotine.”

— Melissa Lynne Blue

“Between Napoleon and His army, always choose Napoleon; because He can create a new army, but his army cannot create a new Napoleon!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

Napoleon for the sake of a good name broke in pieces half the world.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Fuck you, Taft.”

— Tommy Chong

“I fuck everybody because I don’t fuck you.”

— Mary Calmes

“Oh, fucking fuckery,”

— C.D. Reiss

“Culture isn't knowing when Napoleon died. Culture means knowing how I can find out in two minutes.”

— Umberto Eco

“I was in those days all about the 'fuck you'. Fuck you for not recognising how great I am. I'll do it myself.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“Pardon my French for a second, Chief, but what the fuck?”

— Mark Frost