Humor Quote by Melissa Lynne Blue Download Open image ““The earl could have made Napoleon comfortable in a room sporting a guillotine.”” — Melissa Lynne Blue ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“If our school ever performed a play about the French Revolution, she could play the guillotine.” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“Not because he was a decent block, mind you. He was an arse. But he was a shirt arse, like meself. (Napoleon)” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“It’s like King Arthur, but Lancelot is a butcher and Guinevere is knocked up.” — Gordon Andrews Copy Share Image
“When the king’s head fell beneath the guillotine, an unknown man is reported to have leaped onto the scaffold. He dipped his hand in… — Michael Baigent Copy Share Image
“Was it possible that Napoleon should have won that battle? We answer No. Why? Because of Wellington? Because of Blucher? No. Because of God.” — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“What did Danton lose his head for, or why was there a Napoleon, if it wasn't to make a nobility of us all?” — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
“Madame Guillotine gets mad at me. Not because I told them to shove it, but because I didn’t say it in French. What is… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“He knew it was there, that opiate of the Anglos. And his hand clutched the box just as the kettle whistled. Violent death demanded… — Louise Penny Copy Share Image
GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Culture isn't knowing when Napoleon died. Culture means knowing how I can find out in two minutes.” — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Rabbits should attack you like they once did Napoleon.” Leone to Theo during a fight.” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
