Humor Quote by Angel Martinez

“Once I told him I thought beating your son was a most uncivilized method of getting your own way. He said I’d about as…

— Diana Gabaldon

“You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.”

— R.K. Lilley

“I'll beat you like a red headed stepchild.”

— Mark Osler

“Tell my son my steps are not his steps. My pain is not his path. And tell him I left him with family, so…

— Lola StVil

“It's as if he wants me to say he could have stopped his dad, so he's handing me a whip to beat him. But…

— Courtney C. Stevens

“Just remember that life is out of our hands.” I wait patiently, sensing he’s going to continue. He always does. Grandpa will talk your…

— Karina Halle

“Imagine if someone took away all the chores and pressure and worries and replaced them with the sweetest joy that filled your heart and…

— K.L. Slater

“Some day, my son, you are going to learn that the two greatest joys of being a man are beating the hell out of…

— Richard Price

“I suggest you take the kids out for a Happy Meal. I toss my left shoe. It falls down several steps before landing. “Daddy…

— Kristy Marie

“Will knelt beside me. I wished I could have taken a holo of him at that moment and played it for him the next…

— Cameron Stracher

“I will carry you kicking and screaming like a child then spank you. We can do this my way or yours.”

— J.L. Sheppard

“I'm only keeping in touch with you for the sake of the children. Way to look after our son, by the way. I let…

— Joanne Harris