Humor Quote by Amy Plum

“By my twenty-second birthday, you know, I had killed eight men. Eight that I was certain of, eight that I could plainly count. That…

— Marcus Brotherton

“So Old Man Date Rape was number what?" she asks. "Four or five?" "We're not counting him," I say. "This is the Twenty Boy…

— Sarah Ockler

“If Five’s speech – clearly for our benefit – has revealed anything, it’s that he’s pretty much lost his mind.”

— Pittacus Lore

How old are you Johnny" she asked. Sixteen." And what's that-a boy or a man?" He laughed. "A boy in time of peace and…

— Esther Forbes

“I said , have you seen your butt?" "Is that a rhetorical question?" I craned my neck to take a gander at my backside.…

— Jennifer Echols

“There were girls at school whose families grew to a robust five or six. There were girls with seven or eight-which was thought a…

— Anne Enright

“It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a love story and for boys to know that soldiers aren’t…

— Guillermo del Toro

“If I were this kid, I’d shit myself too. “Five,”

— C.D. Reiss

“Why aren't you at school?" I ask suddenly. "It's a holiday," he says, a little too quickly. "Right. What holiday would that be? National…

— Gretchen Powell

“But George is getting old. Won't it very soon be too late? Never use those words to George. He won't listen. He daren't listen.…

— Christopher Isherwood

“You go to Hawaii alone, buy the way?" "Who goes to Hawaii alone? I went with a girl. She's only thirteen, though." "You slept…

— Haruki Murakami

“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I know, it's…

— Tara Sivec