Humor Quote by Ally Condie

“I could not figure out what they were doing in an ice cream shop, since they couldn't possible eat calories. I imagined they just…

— Leila Sales

“I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“... everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Without a word, Xander downed what was left of his drink and then placed the empty glass on the bar before turning to face…

— Nicole Edwards

“A gourmet kitchen for the woman who never cooked. Typical Xander.”

— Amanda Bonilla

“There have been a few workers we had to deep-freeze, some who aren’t fit for another shift.”

— Hugh Howey

“I wondered if there was something sacred, something everlasting, about melted ice cream and summer days and good stories.”

— Natalie Lloyd

“Should we talk about work?" ...... Cali took a sip of her drink. "Let's skip work. I'll be up to my ears in it…

— Mira Lyn Kelly

“You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.”

— Hanako Ishii

“I have to go. Boss has this weird idea that I should actually work while he’s paying me.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“He turned one of his death rays into an ice cream maker, except he said I shouldn’t eat too much of it at once.”…

— Acacia Ackles

“That'll boil her ice cream.”

— P.T. Michelle