Humor Quote by Adrienne Kress

““I had the best image of several dragons sitting on a couch crying into a microphone...””

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“Did you shoot me again sweetheart?”

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“Sing 'em to remember. Sing 'em because you remember.”

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“And then there was an explosion.”

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“we as authors have been writing about people we aren't for forever. We find a way to empathise, we find a way in. Female characters are no different. All they are are characters. They are people too. Instead of asking yourself, "How do I write this female soldier?" ask yourself, "How do I write this soldier? Where is she from,…

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“When you are from a well-respected family, often times you will have pressure to "live up to your family name." That is to say, depending on your family's reputation, you will have to live in accordance with that reputation so that other people keep thinking of your family in the way it is used to being thought of. If you…

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“And, my friend, above all things, you most definitely, definitely, do not get away with stepping over the red rope.”

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“There they go, my friend, right into the sunset. And even though it happens to be overcast at the moment, let's pretend it isn't,…

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“ You would be forgiven for thinking Alex Morningside was a boy. In fact, she would be the first to laugh at this, because,…

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“I believe instinct took over because the shotgun fired in the opposite direction, and he disappeared. Good effort. "I don't think sarcasm is helping…

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“Her brain, which had up until then still been in the shower, toweled off and joined her on the beach. It whispered a tiny…

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“Aw, man. I’d just shot an angel in the face.I made my way into the foyer and sat down on the stairs. I glanced…

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“He would rock back and forth in his chair, making sure it squeaked ominously. He always found a chair that squeaked ominously. He was…

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“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',…

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“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just…

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