Humor Quote by Adrienne Kress Download Open image ““Did you shoot me again sweetheart?”” — Adrienne Kress ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Why did you shoot him?" "You weren't around," I replied, my teeth gritted in pain. "If you'd been here I'd have shot you instead.” — John Connolly Copy Share Image
“She handed him her gun. “Down,” she ordered. “Shoot anybody that comes into view.” “What about you?” “No, don’t shoot me.” “I mean where… — James Rollins Copy Share Image
“If it were a gun,” I said, “I would’ve already taken it out and shot you.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“Then why the fuck did you still shoot me?” “Because I fucking well wanted to.” — L.A. Witt Copy Share Image
“This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me.” — John Ringo Copy Share Image
“we as authors have been writing about people we aren't for forever. We find a way to empathise, we find a way in. Female… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“When you are from a well-respected family, often times you will have pressure to "live up to your family name." That is to say,… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“And, my friend, above all things, you most definitely, definitely, do not get away with stepping over the red rope.” — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“There they go, my friend, right into the sunset. And even though it happens to be overcast at the moment, let's pretend it isn't,… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“ You would be forgiven for thinking Alex Morningside was a boy. In fact, she would be the first to laugh at this, because,… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“I believe instinct took over because the shotgun fired in the opposite direction, and he disappeared. Good effort. "I don't think sarcasm is helping… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“Her brain, which had up until then still been in the shower, toweled off and joined her on the beach. It whispered a tiny… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“Aw, man. I’d just shot an angel in the face.I made my way into the foyer and sat down on the stairs. I glanced… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“He would rock back and forth in his chair, making sure it squeaked ominously. He always found a chair that squeaked ominously. He was… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“Then he smiled. It was the first time I’d seen him smile, and it threw me. It was kind of…awesome. He spoke: “I can… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
