It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
