In an interview, Kim Cattrall said there could be another 'Sex in the City' movie. An hour later, ISIS surrendered - there's… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, 'Hey, both… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
CNN’s Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that’s who we blame for Rick Sanchez. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
This week a group of activists, known as Anonymous, hacked the Twitter account of the KKK. The KKK is furious. They said… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Herman Cain compared his run for president to Moses leading his people out of Egypt. Cain said it took Moses 40 years… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets'… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
In response to criticism of its treatment of killer whales, Sea World said it will build them a larger habitat. When asked… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Yesterday during a speech on national security, Jeb Bush mispronounced Boko Haram and got confused between Iran and Iraq. When reached for… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin's word 'refudiate' to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored and… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Olympic officials have disqualified a champion race walker after determining that he was doping. They disqualified him. The man said getting caught… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Presidential candidate Donald Trump had a meeting with Ted Cruz. He said he does not know why he agreed to fly to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Even though the Olympics take place during Ramadan, some Muslim athletes said they will not fast during games. Then, after sampling the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
In his apology, Arnold Schwarzenegger said he was sorry to the women that he groped, and he admitted that he had acted… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
On Election Day, Ralph Nader will appear on the presidential ballot in only 45 states. Yeah, Nader said, this is really disappointing,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
President Obama said the small drone that flew over the White House fence yesterday could be bought at any RadioShack. After hearing… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
In a recent interview, Michelle Obama said that the Secret Service taught Malia how to drive. In exchange, Malia taught the Secret… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Texas Senator Ted Cruz said if elected president he would abolish the Department of Education. But not to worry. He promised to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Sony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, 'The Interview.' North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, 'Now we can't show… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
President Obama has decided that he wants his presidential library to be in Chicago, not Hawaii. Today Hawaii's governor said, 'Great, who's… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Rick Perry said America's revolutionary war was fought in the 16th century. When told it was actually the 18th century, Perry apologized… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The big story is Bruce Jenner. In last week's interview, Jenner said he's a woman who is transitioning his body from male… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Mexico is offering a $3.8 million reward for information leading to the capture of the escaped billionaire drug lord, El Chapo. Mexico… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The corporate scandals are getting bigger and bigger. In a speech on Wall Street, President Bush spoke out on corporate responsibility, and… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.” — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
