Painting Quotes by Jarod Kintz

My favorite color on canvas is nudity.

— Jarod Kintz

“Batman’s cape would make a great canvas for a cave painting.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don't hang it on the wall like that.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled into a sculpture.
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— Jarod Kintz

“The world is my canvas, and my ponytail is my paintbrush. Helen Keller probably had a ponytail too, though my art has…

— Jarod Kintz

“I can draw like it’s nobody’s business. I use my door as a canvas, so don’t knock, because it’s nobody’s business.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would…

— Jarod Kintz

“Snow on one side of the canvas, silence on the other. I’d call that a perfect painting.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too many customers complained I was making them look…

— Jarod Kintz

“I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I really hit the wall after I chug…

— Jarod Kintz

“I drew a portrait of an invisible man on a nice canvas, because that's all you see. Oh, and I used a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Rembrandt painted portraits, The Karate Kid painted fences, and I paint my toenails. But I’m not a snob, I still consider those…

— Jarod Kintz

“I drew a self-portrait of myself, drawn with my eyes closed from a memory someone else may or may not have had…

— Jarod Kintz

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street art in the middle of…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s not enough to be the best. You also have to be seen by the most. A masterpiece painting hanging in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m an artist. I’m a cave painter. Archaeologists and art critics of the future are going to call me a genius. They’re…

— Jarod Kintz

“The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not…

— Jarod Kintz

“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but prefers to have you do…

— Jarod Kintz

“What is art? Art is tar, rearranged. Art is tar on canvas or tar on tarp or tar on a naked body.…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks what it is, I’d…

— Jarod Kintz