Who said women don't have Balls? They just don't hide it in their pants, they display them proudly on their chest. — Nikhil Saluja Women Don Copy Share Image
If you ever find yourself begging for followers just do yourself a favor and stab yourself. Multiple times. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em? — Nikhil Saluja Boob Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The British Royal Family had to be Gujjus - love travelling & have visited every country on planet Earth. — Nikhil Saluja Planet earth Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
If Marriages are made in Heaven, then Sex is to be had on Earth ! — Nikhil Saluja Heaven Copy Share Image
LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't give a girl attention or she'll lose interest. If you don't give her attention someone else will. In conclusion, you're fucked. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Arguing Copy Share Image
Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other… — Nikhil Saluja Ignore Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to… — Nikhil Saluja Babe ruth Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows… — Nikhil Saluja Wise Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
