It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
Which weakness shall I tell her? “I walk funny,” I say, and she’s satisfied with that. (inside joke) — Mary E. Pearson Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Jokes are to be enjoyed, not explained. Folktales are to be inspired by, not verified.” — Nauman Faridi Copy Share Image
But when I'm nervous, I deflect a lot and it's very easy to fill the space with jokes. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
It's so funny when your at the office party and you crack a joke and your laughing at yourself because you created… — Daryn Copy Share Image
I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There are passages of the Bible that are soiled forever by the touches of the hands of ministers who delight in the… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
I have no skills. I mean, I can make jokes, I'm pretty good at talking to people on the Judge John Hodgman… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
When we're on set, we kind of joke around, and when we're rehearsing, we change up the scenes and make each other… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
Alec," Magnus said. He put a hand on his boyfriend’s shoulder; Alec was standing still, staring angrily at the floor. "Are you… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The music director, Stephen Oremus, was telling me: "I hope you've done your work." We only have ten days rehearsal. The music… — Max von Essen Copy Share Image
Almost no one as I think most leadership books are a joke. They are, as I note in Leadership BS, frequently based… — Jeffrey Pfeffer Copy Share Image
“I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all… — Sy Montgomery Copy Share Image
I like to joke that you usually write more books before death than after death, so that's why I'm doing it. But… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It's because they laugh. How do you know you've… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.'… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Garry Shandling in particular - really had the concept. He really knew it, and it was done so lovingly. He would go… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
I joke sometimes that I live a protracted adolescence, that a part of me will always be twelve years old. — Jack Driscoll Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
