Impressed Quotes by George Carlin

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Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume…

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If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.

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