“He dragged me back - just in time. A tree had crashed down on to the side walk, just missing us. Poirot… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the… — Brian MacLearn Copy Share Image
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
“Every week seems to bring another luxuriantly creamy envelope, the thickness of a letter-bomb, containing a complex invitation – a triumph of… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“You’re a terrible woman Nox, but by the stars I love you beyond words themselves,” — K. K Weakley Copy Share Image
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Thou slave, thou wretch, thou coward! Thou little valiant, great in villainy! Thou ever strong upon the stronger side! Thou Fortune's champion,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Germans at the time believed, a little oddly, that dyes killed germs by turning the germs’ vital organs the wrong color.” — Sam Kean Copy Share Image
We may observe in humorous authors that the faults they chiefly ridicule have often a likeness in themselves. Cervantes had much of… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It felt like an eternity before he gingerly lifted himself from the table and staggered backwards. Glass shards protruded from chest to… — Betsy Cook Speer Copy Share Image
“I glance down, and my eyes get big. "What?" He glances down, realizes why my eyes are big, and shrugs his shoulders.… — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Come, every frustum longs to be a cone, And every vector dreams of matrices. Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:… — Stanislaw Lem Copy Share Image
I knew we were in for a long season when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one… — Jim Leyland Copy Share Image
“There are times when every act, no matter how private or unconscious, becomes political. Whom you live with, how you wear your… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
“I turned on the television and watched a movie about a girl who’d fallen in love with both a vampire and a… — Kristen Middleton Copy Share Image
