The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house." "I don't think he… — Penelope Rivers Copy Share Image
“Throughout life try to remember...to always keep your head up high and your middle finger higher!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten. — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
“She was a most wonderful woman for prowling about the house. How she got from story to story was a mystery beyond… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. — Ross Macdonald Copy Share Image
“Maybe you'll win when hell freezes over." He raised an eyebrow. "That could be easily arranged.” — Aimee Carter Copy Share Image
“That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!" Kylie faced her with a growl, causing Kat to reach over and… — Heather Flrrner Copy Share Image
If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There's an incredible amount of pain involved in being a human, but this humorous stuff is essential in overcoming it. — John Grant Copy Share Image
“Ron: [mimicking Hermione] "It's Levi-OOOOH-sa not LevioSAR." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When I left high school with my diploma, it felt like I was holding a key that would unlock the door to… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Tell me, Mr. Bennet, how can we amuse you during your visit? Do you hunt?” Lady Catherine was spooning her turtle soup,… — Karen V. Wasylowski Copy Share Image
“He walked over to where the three were standing. “I see all the beauty is on this side of the room.” Viktoria… — Randy C. Dockens Copy Share Image
