Humor Quotes by Kelley Armstrong

10 Humor quotes by Kelley Armstrong

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When you’re after a short burst of cleverness, Armstrong’s ten sayings deliver a lively glimpse of her humor. The collection is concise yet full of the playful edge that marks her storytelling.

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Tall, dark, and gruesome." -Tori

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“You forget, darling. I am the local psychopath.”

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“Sex, a switchblade, and motorcycle lessons. You really are making sure my night ends on a high note.”

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“I've got a dad thanks. Your just the jerk who knocked up my mum and left her to figure out what to…

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“ Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. ”

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“A knock came at the door. Everyone looked up. Elena's nostrils flared and she leaned over to whisper something to Clay. "Fuck,"…

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“I just... I understand you might want to start dating more seriously, and that means dating someone from town. But if you're…

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“Canada?" Ash said. "You didn't say it was in Canada. "I said Ontario." (Maya) "I thought you meant Ontario, California." "Seriously?" Tori…

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“It's me," a deep voice rumbled. The hands released me and I turned. There stood Derek, all six foot of him. Maybe…

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“Another night then,' Mom said. 'Maybe on the weekend we can have a barbecue and invite your sister.' 'Or,' I said turning…

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So," I said. "Seems you're going to be stuck with me for a while." He smiled. A real smile that lit up his whole…

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“He turned my way, and I was so engrossed in my thoughts that I didn't notice for a second. Then I realized I was…

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when times are tough, the weak bail and the tough get creative.

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Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I’ve learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas

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“Another night then,' Mom said. 'Maybe on the weekend we can have a barbecue and invite your sister.' 'Or,' I said turning to Rafe,…

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Believe me, I have better things to do than sabotage your friendships. No one else's world revolves around you, Cassandra." -Paige to Cassandra

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Reviews are great. I can read negative reviews and say, 'You know that point they made... they were dead on.'

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When a series is doing well, it's very tempting to keep writing it, even when the creative well is drying up. It's tempting because…

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You bat your baby blues at tall, dark, and gruesome, and next thing you know, he's trailing you like a lost puppy.

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With no chance to take off, I had to play my role, searching for the rendezvous spot, which gave me the excuse to look…

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When I glanced at the chair, it started to shake. I’d like to think it was scared of me, but I rarely invoked that…

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“Nonsense, Chloe. I certainly hope you aren't afraid of cemeteries" "Um, no" Tori said. "It's the bodies buried in them that worry her. Uh,…

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I was...a journalist...though my typical beat was freelancing articles on Canadian politics, which never included any mention of demonic phenomena, though it might explain…

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