Humor Quotes by Jackie Gleason

The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

— Jackie Gleason

I always knew what I was doing.

— Jackie Gleason

I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.

— Jackie Gleason

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

— Jackie Gleason

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

— Jackie Gleason

How sweet it is!

— Jackie Gleason

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

— Jackie Gleason

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

— Jackie Gleason

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

— Jackie Gleason

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

— Jackie Gleason

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

— Jackie Gleason

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

— Jackie Gleason