The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged, — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it… — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser! — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
