“Ang comedy natin, puro slapstick. Ang horror natin, puro visual. I'm sensing a pattern here” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“MHARILYN: Naku, sobrang thank you po, talaga! URSULA: Bakit sobra? Hindi ba pwedeng eksakto ang--eksaktong thank you? Sayang naman yung sobrang hindi… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Ang liit at laki ay nasa isip lang. Bakit kami nina Bubuyog at Gagamba, may naipundar din kami kahit papano. Nasa pagsisikap lang 'yan… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Mahihirapan kang maghanap ngayon ng soap opera na walang elemento ng love triangle.” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“MARAMI ANG MAY AYAW SA PILIPINAS, PERO WALANG NAGTATANONG KUNG GUSTO SILA NG PILIPINAS” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Not all the things you understand are the truth, and not all the things you don't understand are lies.” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
I realized that while you are growing up, you fall down a lot of times. You either stand up again or not, life goes… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya, siguro dahil… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
Mahirap pa rin mag assume. dahil minsan may mga bagay talaga na kala mo dapat mas matimbang ka pero hindi pala. — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Ang comedy natin, puro slapstick. Ang horror natin, puro visual. I'm sensing a pattern here” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
BEST FRIENDS can see the difference between your fake smile and the real one. — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Parang "Time's Up!" ang reunion,"pass your papers finished or not!" Oras na para husgahan kung naging sino ka...o kung naging magkano ka. Sino ang… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
