“MHARILYN: Naku, sobrang thank you po, talaga! URSULA: Bakit sobra? Hindi ba pwedeng eksakto ang--eksaktong thank you? Sayang naman yung sobrang hindi na magagamit!” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“the problem is, lahat na lang kasi ng pelikula pinipilit gawing pampamilya. one size fits all. kaya tuloy ang material for movies nagiging too mature for kids and too cheesy for adults.” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Ang liit at laki ay nasa isip lang. Bakit kami nina Bubuyog at Gagamba, may naipundar din kami kahit papano. Nasa pagsisikap lang 'yan… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Mahihirapan kang maghanap ngayon ng soap opera na walang elemento ng love triangle.” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“MARAMI ANG MAY AYAW SA PILIPINAS, PERO WALANG NAGTATANONG KUNG GUSTO SILA NG PILIPINAS” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Not all the things you understand are the truth, and not all the things you don't understand are lies.” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
I realized that while you are growing up, you fall down a lot of times. You either stand up again or not, life goes… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya, siguro dahil… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
Mahirap pa rin mag assume. dahil minsan may mga bagay talaga na kala mo dapat mas matimbang ka pero hindi pala. — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Ang comedy natin, puro slapstick. Ang horror natin, puro visual. I'm sensing a pattern here” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
BEST FRIENDS can see the difference between your fake smile and the real one. — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“Parang "Time's Up!" ang reunion,"pass your papers finished or not!" Oras na para husgahan kung naging sino ka...o kung naging magkano ka. Sino ang… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image