Humor Quote by Bob Ong

“Buti a ang tren na ito, walang isi pero may upuntahan, ako, saan nga ba ako papunta?”

— Rick Lee Para Kay B

“TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!”

— Ramon Bautista

“Tat tvam asi.”

— Krishna

“Walang mang-aalipin kung walang paaalipin.”

— José Rizal

“Maganda ang kastila. It is beautiful, lalo pa kung nagmumura.”

— Teodoro A. Agoncillo

“Ang cute ni Lor!”

— A.S. Byatt

“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya, siguro dahil…

— Bob Ong

The word 'comedy' implies slapstick.

— Ridley Scott

“days. After all, the secret of slapstick resides in incongruity, and what could be more incongruous than these dead-panned stumble-bums…turned loose amid the gray…

— Charles River Editors

“Bakit umalis ka na sa party? Ayaw mo bang magsayaw?" "Nakapagsayaw na ako," sagot niya. "Huh?" "I just danced with you. Here, if you…

— Ruth Mendoza

“La Inca shook her head. She was looking at her favorite picture of his mother on her first day at private school, one of…

— Junot Díaz

“Philip: "You are even more beautiful when you're angry" Marianne: "Don't be absurd" Philip: "I'm not" Philip: "You should see yourself, with that flash…

— Julianne Donaldson