I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very carefully.....burned the house down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Plus, humor was a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn’t work, there was always Plan B. Run away.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pops added,you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve. And if you do, you never get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Life keeps changing without giving a damn about our personal feelings.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else think mirrors look unbelievably handsome or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are only children of a larger growth. A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humours and flatters… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. He knew, the moment… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm never gonna be mature. These days that means being boring and losing your sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? ....If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dismissed like a dog. Damon groped for his jacket behind him, found it, and wished that his groping for his sense of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Many in America, as one social historian wrote, 'believed implicitly that New York's social leaders went to bed in full evening dress,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is not found when you have a plan, rather it's measured when you have no clue what you're doing.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
