Humor Quotes by A. Whitney Brown

The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and…

— A. Whitney Brown

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a…

— A. Whitney Brown

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

— A. Whitney Brown

There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson…

— A. Whitney Brown

Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a…

— A. Whitney Brown

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because…

— A. Whitney Brown

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But…

— A. Whitney Brown

The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will…

— A. Whitney Brown

I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do…

— A. Whitney Brown

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money…

— A. Whitney Brown

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

— A. Whitney Brown

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

— A. Whitney Brown