Baptists Quote by A. Whitney Brown
“The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'”
About This Quote
Source Comedy Routine: The Comedy Store, A. Whitney Brown, 1995
The joke satirizes forced conversion, suggesting that pressure can make people adopt beliefs they resist.
In simple terms: Pressure can make people accept ideas they dislike.
Avoid coercive persuasion.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- political campaigns
- religious outreach
- marketing
- education
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- When does persuasion become manipulation?
- How can genuine dialogue replace pressure?
Coercion can backfire, creating resentment.