Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings, and engage in their bizarre practices of… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have left at least one. Saint Patrick made a name for himself by running the snakes… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
