Health care Quotes by Bill Maher

11 Health care quotes by Bill Maher

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Bill Maher’s humor‑laden take on health‑care mixes satire with a clear sense of urgency, offering a quick, entertaining perspective on a serious topic.

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“This is the opposite of the free market.”

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We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

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Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

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All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people…

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I’m supposed to be all re-injected with yes-we-can fever after the big health care speech, and it was a great speech -…

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I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for…

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I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing.…

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“New Rule: America must stop bragging it's the greatest country on earth, and start acting like it. I know this is uncomfortable…

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“New Rule: Not everything in America has to make a profit. If conservatives get to call universal health care "socialized medicine," I…

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“New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. A couple of weeks ago, I…

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“New Rule: Conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word "France." Like just calling something French is…

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A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

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To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…

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The food is out of this world!

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New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…

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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

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“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…

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I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

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I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…

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“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

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So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

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What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…

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“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”

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