THE LOWEST FARTS B MORE STANKER THEN THE LOUD FARTS...THEN THINKING IT'S GONNA BE LOW THEN IT COMES OUT LOUD... — Renneec Copy Share Image
It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed. — Ashley Copy Share Image
Only you can prevent forest fires - by choosing not to have fun. Yeah, I'm a pyro. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The grass is greener on the other side, because that's where the dog has been shitting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher is helping someone next to you and their butt in in your face!! — Me Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when someone says HEY!!! Remember me? Your response Nope -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when you accidently realized you were standing at your neighbors front door. So you quickly walk away, like nothing happened.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...... Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You never realize how inappropriate your music is until your parents are in the car with you. — James Copy Share Image
My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
