Funny facebook status Quote by Syoung Download Open image “Bitch I'm Not Impressed , you must have got the Wrong Impression” — Syoung ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Sarcasm Sarcastic Wrong impression
BITCH DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO IMPRESS ME.. telling me what color his boxers are... sweetie, I know. I bought them... telling me how good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm scared of what you'llsay So I'm hiding.. what I'm feeeling... But I'm tired of Holding this inside my head I've been spending all… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Remember , you dont have to be attractive, to grab someone's attention, (you can take that in a good prospective or a bad one..) — Syoung Copy Share Image
To be honest ,... we both made mistakes you were wrong, so was I. This realationship is not working between us. Now it's just… — Syoung Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your phone goes off, when yournot suppose to have it on, or with you at all. — Syoung Copy Share Image
If Olive Oil iS Made from OLIVES.... then what iS BABY oil made of!?????? Poor Babies. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
