Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either.

— Mason Cooley

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

— John Scalzi

I am sorry I couldn't hear you I had a fluff in my ear

— Anonymous

The mind is not sex-typed.

— Margaret Mead

You're getting all hung up, on imaginary problems. You got to focus on what's real, man.

— Ramandeep Singh

Sorry...I couldn't hear you over all the f*ck I don't give.

— Anonymous

I think I made you up inside my head.

— Sylvia Plath

I wish I could see inside your head , listen to your thoughts and see how you really feel about me.

— Anonymous

A relationship with an imaginary woman is preferable to a relationship with a real one.

— Salman Rushdie

You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law!

— Anonymous

Girl you always on my mind, Got my head up in the sky.

— Far East Movement

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

— Penn Jillette