Funny facebook status Quote by Kevin Mccarty Download Open image “I'm sucker for a big chest and a shorty and, you can throw in the ass too I guess...” — Kevin Mccarty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
It is not important to have a big chest. But you should have a heart in your chest. — Uddhav Thackeray Copy Share Image
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I may not have the prettiest face, and I may not have the smallest waist.. But I do have the biggest heart, and right… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I feel like my figure is a challenge because I'm quite flat chested but I've got a booty so I've got to look for… — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
Yeah my transporter's cute but got a real flat chest. Put a brick in her bra she a 36 F. — Tony Yayo Copy Share Image
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
In South Africa there are many women with a large chest. There you are not embarrassed when you visit a lingerie store to get… — Motsi Mabuse Copy Share Image
Even if your bosoms are your best asset, deep round-neck or scoop-neck Ts can be too revealing. Offset this flash of gorgeousness by covering… — Twiggy Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image