If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks, just let me die please.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's no snacks! Opening Refrigerator nothing there either Then right after that, you go back to the cabinet… — Hugo Campos Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when people always use yolo to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, yolo.' — Patience Copy Share Image
Have you ever changed a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word? — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — Jenny_pajaron Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why am I the weird one for browsing through your pictures? You're the one who uploaded over a thousand pictures of yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkard laugh when no sound comes out and your clapping like a retarted seal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The other day a girl wearing a shirt that says I'm just waiting for a better day so I Smooched her &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Imagine if FB was no more? ppl would wander streets looking for walls 2 write on, would randomly poke others, offer their… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
