When people try to call me an angel but spell angle. Am I at least acute angle? :) — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Mobile phone, thank you for being there when I'm in awkward situations. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this how did you get in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exams should be given on either Facebook or on phone instead of sheets, ccuz today's students have more typing speed than writing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin. — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Idiots don't know they are idiots, I know I am an idiot therefore I am not an idiot ;) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of yelling, I just say ''Caps Lock'' and then speak at a normal volume. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
I wish my laptop having sex with my handphone and have a baby who called iPad. — Nathalie Grace Copy Share Image
A real man can stay loyal to his woman without getting sidetracked by hoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
